Gotham's Knight

_Static Shock_ ("Hard as Nails")

 [waking up in the Batcave.]
Static: Who are you?
Alfred: I'm Batman.
Static: I don't think so.
Alfred: Just once I'd like someone to believe that.

The best of Alfred Pennyworth.

Alfred put in his two cents

Arthur Reeves: [on TV] What kind of city are we running when we depend on the support of a potential madman!
  [click] 
Alfred: What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.
 Bruce Wayne: Thank you, Alfred.

Teehee Batnip!

Batman…BEGINS!

from-tim-drake:

bats family by ~riyancyy777

This is the Bat-family…mafia style.

We forgive you, Alfred.