_Static Shock_ ("Hard as Nails")
[waking up in the Batcave.]
Static: Who are you?
Alfred: I'm Batman.
Static: I don't think so.
Alfred: Just once I'd like someone to believe that.
The best of Alfred Pennyworth.
Alfred put in his two cents
Arthur Reeves: [on TV] What kind of city are we running when we depend on the support of a potential madman!
Alfred: What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.
Bruce Wayne: Thank you, Alfred.